The realisation you're getting old

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Webbo2

Über Member
I used to go out every day for at least 4 hours in the spring, summer and autumn, and two hours in the winter. Lately I've forced myself out on certain days when the weather's been horrible, but now I just can not be bothered. I take my dog for a pee, poop and sniff about around my flat for 10 minutes and that's it. The older I get, no matter how many layers I have on I just cannot hack the cold weather, especially that horrible east wind!!🥶

You need to man up or before long you will end in somewhere other people are dressing you. Not only will they mismatch your clothing you might end up in someone else’s underpants.😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
 

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
You need to man up or before long you will end in somewhere other people are dressing you. Not only will they mismatch your clothing you might end up in someone else’s underpants.😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

I only posted on a Facebook article/video the other day, showing oldies line dancing in a care home that cyanide capsules should be offered to folk when their relatives or such as social services want to stick them in such, mostly horrible places!🙄
 
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You need to man up or before long you will end in somewhere other people are dressing you. Not only will they mismatch your clothing you might end up in someone else’s underpants.😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

When I played squash we had identical twins in the club, who used to dress identically. They were not very well liked for their antics on court and if we were really pissed off with them we sometimes would swap their underpants round in the changing rooms.

Terrible thing to do and yes, I am slightly ashamed by it.
 
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Widnes
You need to man up or before long you will end in somewhere other people are dressing you. Not only will they mismatch your clothing you might end up in someone else’s underpants.😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Imagine if Drago gets to that stage!!!

someone might have to find a way of disposing of his current ones - I reckon Chris Packham could do a series of documentaries on the process and the impact on the environment!!!

I mean - would Chernobyl accept them - or would be worse than the containment could cope with??
 

Chris S

Legendary Member
Location
Birmingham

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
Today while out and about I attempted to cross a one way road. The traffic was approaching from my right blind eye side and the kerb was quite high. Also, my dog was acting unpredictably as he looked like he might want a number two, which before he's done when we're half way across a road!🙄 I put my strongest right foot/leg on the road and made eye contact with each driver approaching me, but not one would stop to let me cross. Plus I was on a blind bend, only seeing approaching vehicles when about 20 yards away. Then to make matters worse, some couldn't care less &@#! of a motorist parked up across the road, right where I intended to reach where the kerb was dropped!🤬 Anyway, a very polite chap came by and asked if I'd like some help to cross the road. On thanking him and saying yes please he then took my dog's lead by the handle, stepped into the road and stopped the traffic, lollipop man/lady style! He even confronted the driver who'd parked on the dropped kerb, asking him to be more considerate in future! How kind and helpful was he eh! Anyway being helped across the road, although very helpful makes you realise how you are getting on in life! 🙄 😉
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
New starters at work are a third of my age ........
 
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