The revamped friday joke

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got-to-get-fit

New Member
Location
Yarm, Cleveland
Little sally comes home from her first day at school,

Mum: did you enjoy your first day Sally?

Sally, Yes mum Warren Jenkins showed me his willy!

Mum: 'Almost gagging'.....He what

Sally: yes, it reminded me of a peanut!

Mum: 'with a slightly relieved smile'.......what you mean it was small and shrivelled?

Sally: No it was Salty!

:rolleyes::rolleyes::biggrin:
 

twentysix by twentyfive

Clinging on tightly
Location
Over the Hill
Errrmmm - 5 year olds? :rolleyes:
 
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