XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
When I go past other cyclists, I tend to nod, or say hi, or smile, or give them a friendly acknowledgement of some description!
Some ignore me (which doesn't bother me), some acknowledge back (which is nice, especially when they are female and attractive!).
But there is a third kind of response that really gets my goat! This is either a sneer or a mocking laugh or some other similarly downright rude reponse ... and it always seems to come from types on incredibly expensive road bikes (i.e. more expensive than both my bikes together), dressed from head to toe in "the kit" (if you know what I mean!). That's not to say that all people who fit that description are like that, but some are.
So they look at me on my road bike with flat handlebars (because I have a back problem and I can't ride with dropped bars) and my ASDA Smartprice shorts and t-shirt (because they'll do me just fine, thank you very much) and my MTB shoes (because I'm not going to get two sets of bloody expensive shoes) ... and they think they're better than me????!
I have two words for those people! "Inferiority" and "Complex". Why else would you sneer at someone giving a friendly hello, just because you're fitter/leaner/faster/more expensive or more fashionable than them? Good Christ, I am not in competition with these fashion victims! I couldn't care less how damn fit, lean, fast or stylish they are! I cycle for my health and recreation at a pace that I enjoy (which is not slow ... but not "up there" with the likes of Mr Armstrong either).
And why is it always road cyclists? I meet plenty of mountain bikers when I'm out on the trail, often we stop and chat about where the best bit of insanely steep bit of singletrack is!
So there you go, that's my little whinge done for the evening!
And yes, I do feel better
I think I will just ignore all cycling fashion victims from now on.
Some ignore me (which doesn't bother me), some acknowledge back (which is nice, especially when they are female and attractive!).
But there is a third kind of response that really gets my goat! This is either a sneer or a mocking laugh or some other similarly downright rude reponse ... and it always seems to come from types on incredibly expensive road bikes (i.e. more expensive than both my bikes together), dressed from head to toe in "the kit" (if you know what I mean!). That's not to say that all people who fit that description are like that, but some are.
So they look at me on my road bike with flat handlebars (because I have a back problem and I can't ride with dropped bars) and my ASDA Smartprice shorts and t-shirt (because they'll do me just fine, thank you very much) and my MTB shoes (because I'm not going to get two sets of bloody expensive shoes) ... and they think they're better than me????!
I have two words for those people! "Inferiority" and "Complex". Why else would you sneer at someone giving a friendly hello, just because you're fitter/leaner/faster/more expensive or more fashionable than them? Good Christ, I am not in competition with these fashion victims! I couldn't care less how damn fit, lean, fast or stylish they are! I cycle for my health and recreation at a pace that I enjoy (which is not slow ... but not "up there" with the likes of Mr Armstrong either).
And why is it always road cyclists? I meet plenty of mountain bikers when I'm out on the trail, often we stop and chat about where the best bit of insanely steep bit of singletrack is!
So there you go, that's my little whinge done for the evening!
And yes, I do feel better

I think I will just ignore all cycling fashion victims from now on.
