The Spoof Headlines thread

[sheddy]

Carol Voorderman to give maths advice: Bwankers first to have lessons

 

[cchapman]

From WWII

"British push bottles up Germans"

 

[cchapman]

Whoops, didn't realise this was for spoof headline. Oh well, for those obsessed with those naughty taboo words, this from the sports pages.

British girls win coxless pairs.

 

[sheddy]

from Banking News
Free Bonus Gate with all Ring Fences - hurry, offer must end soon

 

[Unkraut]

Clairvoyants' meeting cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

 

[sheddy]

21 Billion Lost: Royal Bank of Scotland to be renamed Ruddy Big Sofa

 

[Saddle bum]

18 yr old virgin found in Basildon.

 

[got-to-get-fit]

i once saw in my local rag an article about a pigeon fancier whos pigeon had just won some kind of high profile race - under a photo of him and his bird was the imortal line "Bill lovingly holding his prize winning cock"

no word of a lie.

 

[postman]

Leeds aim to be a force in the top flight.

 

[postman]

No sorry. Fergie worried about emergence of Leeds as potential title challengers.

 

[sheddy]

Ryanair Boss says 'We will not take the piss'

 

[beanzontoast]

Ryanair Boss says 'We will not take the piss'

or 'Urine Trouble Now'?

 

[sheddy]

Fred the Golden Shred to get a big lump: Bank customers queue up to deliver the first blow

 

[Fnaar]

One of our local ones was "Hamster dumped by roadside" (so not a spoof at all)

 

[Kirstie]

A Daily Mail headline about a piece of work I did with FM and others - my best ever!:

'How we may all be microchipped like dogs in big brother britain'

But my current favourite is from failblog.com:

'Condom truck tips, spills load'