The Supermarket Game

[hopless500]

or a haloween mask and a carving knife

 

[Arch]

Lime and a spade

Would lemon do instead?

 

[ThinAir]

Aspirin and Razor Blades.

 

[postman]

A fish and a loaf of bread.

 

[s7ephanie]

you lot are funny

 

[TVC]

A chicken and a bicycle pump

 

[Lullabelle]

Fish and a bottle of red wine

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A packet of butter and a copy of Last Tango in Paris.

 

[Beebo]

Frozen chicken and a feather duster

 

[Archeress]

As someone who works in a supermarket, either

1, sleeping aid and some condoms
2, super glue and crisps

Seriously though number 2 would be refused as they'd think you're a glue sniffer.

Hugs
Archeress x

 

[Beebo]

some fava beans and a nice chianti

 

[GM]

6 pack of Guinness and a big bag of Pea Nuts.

 

[Tim Hall]

I was in my local Sainsbury's once, whiling away the minutes in the queueueue by reading the shopping list of the man in front, the key extract of which is reproduced below:

Brown sauce
Sensitive condoms
Pickled onions
Pickled gherkins

Only some of the items listed were marked as "got".

 

[PeteXXX]

Cookery Book ~ Spaghetti Hoops

 

[Puddles]

Porn Mag & Tissues

(All this does is make the cashier have a jolly good chuckle and it is very common too)