The Surrealist Compliment Generator

[betty swollocks]

here

"Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!" or
"Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair."



Eh?

 

[longers]

You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.

 

[Slowgrind]

Night night Sooty.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

So precisely, your head fits into the smallest of diameters.

I was going to mention names......But I'll keep me gob shut !!

 

[sjb]

How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?

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[rikki]

You have the patience of a trilobite

 

[col]

Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine


Mmm deep.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine


Mmm deep.

(stands with back to wall !!)