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betty swollocks

large member
here

"Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!" or
"Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair."



Eh?
 

longers

Legendary Member
You are truly a wristwatch in a world of lumps.
xx(
 

col

Legendary Member
Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine


Mmm deep.
 
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