The Turin Trousers

[Arch]

I handwashed my threequarter length Primark trousers and hung them up to dry. Looking at them this morning, I noticed the pattern of rumples on one of the pockets.

I think it's my own little Turin Shroud.




Actually, it's bit more Julius Caesar than Jesus, but anyway. I may start marketing commemmorative plates.

 

[Night Train]

One of these will soon sort it.

 

[Baggy]

Or a Gethsemene Trouser Press

 

[TVC]

Good luck going round telling people you've had Jesus in your pants.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I think you need to step away from the Stella..........or I need to clean my glasses

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Send it into the Sun or similar and see what they say!!

 

[Fnaar]

Turin Skidmarks?

 

[KEEF]

Mr Fnaar I've just split my coffee

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Turin Skidmarks?

I it even anatomically possible to get the stain that far to the front, or were you wearing your pants backwards??


....What?

 

[Globalti]

It's a miracle! Praise the Lord in His mercy! Form a queue to visit Arch's shrine, a small cash donation to my church will ensure your prayers achieve full potency.

 

[Fnaar]

Mr Fnaar I've just split my coffee

Happy to be of service

I it even anatomically possible to get the stain that far to the front, or were you wearing your pants backwards??
....What?

It's simply a miracle

(NB: These aren't mine)

 

[potsy]

It's a miracle! Praise the Lord in His mercy! Form a queue to visit Arch's shrine, a small cash donation to my church will ensure your prayers achieve full potency.

My cheque is in the post

Arch, have you ever had a queue formed to stare at your pants before?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's simply a miracle

Well, it must have been quite some truly Biblical fart, I'll admit.

(NB: These aren't mine)

Yeah yeah, that's what they ALL say!

 

[Arch]

My cheque is in the post

Arch, have you ever had a queue formed to stare at your pants before?

Oh, it happens with tedious regularity...

I better start bottling the tap Holy Water and order some Mary Mother of God alarm clocks.

 

[Beebo]

Who whats to carbon date Fnaars pants to verify authenticity?

Anyone?