The Turin Trousers

[Fnaar]

Should you find yourself desperately putting off work, and instead googling for Turin shroud lookalikes, you might find the following:

1) Chuck Norris looks like the Turin shroud:

2) The KitKat shroud lookalike:

3) Toast/shroud similarities:

 

[postman]

i can see two faces.One straight on.One looking left to right.

 

[Dayvo]

That's not that Jesus bloke: that's Catweazle, that is!

 

[Baggy]

Who whats to carbon date Fnaars pants to verify authenticity?

Scientists have just devised a new "scratch and sniff" method of verification, accurate to within one winnit. Sadly, I'm not qualified to use this technique but I think Arch might be!