Ah, souls of the aesthetic world unite!
You, my friend, are a very fine daffodil arrangement in one of my friend Grayson's artful urns.
The biggest daffodil of them all...a prize daffodil.
Anyway, art is in the eye of the beholder, and you'll all have to be a lot older before I like you all again!
And, FYI, threepillowsmcginty was 'doing' unmade beds, years before 'Dick' Tracey Emin...he's still exhibiting - at a Travelodge near you.