The water went pink.

[longers]

Just put a decent slice in my little finger when a pint glass gave up it's structural integrity in the washing up bowl.

I'm going to cancel all holidays for the rest of the year as I seem to injure myself just beforehand. The last one has just healed.

Tomorrows plans now include a trip to A+E

 

[longers]

Sorry.

I forgot to say arse.

ARSE

 

[Auntie Helen]

Sorry to hear that Longers, could you maybe gaffer-tape it together?

 

[Young Un]

Some superglue should do the trick

 

[TheDoctor]

You got a needle and cotton?

Hope it heals soon mate.

 

[mr-marty-martin]

wot is it a cut or your finger chopped in half? lol

 

[dan_bo]

Oldham RI's just down the road mate- great place to be on a sunday night.

 

[purplepolly]

washing up gloves would have been really useful when that happened. They help to contain the blood

 

[longers]

wot is it a cut or your finger chopped in half? lol

It's not too bad but there's 3/4 of inch of it flapping about on the outside of my knuckle. I've got it butterflied back together and will go and queue up for some gaffer tape or superglue tomorrow.

On the positive side - it might get me out of cleaning the bogs for 300 hundred Audaxers later in the week

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Never mind the trivial matter of your finger, you should be ashamed of destroying a very important, nay the most important receptacle that mankind has devised. (By the way, can I have your beer now?)

 

[jeltz]

Sorry to hear that Longers, could you maybe gaffer-tape it together?

I doubt it would still hold beer if he did.

 

[stoatsngroats]

Much symp from me mate - mine healed up a treat after the 'V-slicer' incident....hope yours does too!

 

[purplepolly]

I doubt it would still hold beer if he did.

he needs duct tape

 

[Aperitif]

finger,mark's on the glass...

Get well soon longers - drink wine - the glasses are smaller!

 

[mr-marty-martin]

dnt glue it back on, 1 less finger=less weight, which=faster up hill, c'mon you know its worth it...