The weird and the wonderful!

[Pat "5mph"]

(Why do people say that?)
Yes, post your weird and wonderful stories - I just happened to start off with things from Practical Fishkeeping, jeez.

Weird story - cycling related, I could start with things from Daily DIY or even Seasonal Gardening, but I shall abstain
Anyway, weird: getting back to my bike tonight after my shift, the handlebars needed straighten a good bit. Strange, as it was hidden in a place where no staff or public go near. ???? That is one for the Xfiles!
The wonderful bit: had my allen key with me, fixed it in a flash and was on my way pronto!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Weird story - cycling related, I could start with things from Daily DIY or even Seasonal Gardening, but I shall abstain
Anyway, weird: getting back to my bike tonight after my shift, the handlebars needed straighten a good bit. Strange, as it was hidden in a place where no staff or public go near. ???? That is one for the Xfiles!
The wonderful bit: had my allen key with me, fixed it in a flash and was on my way pronto!

That's funny, I was at the SECC and came across a bike all on its own. I tried to resist, but I just had to have a little whirl on it.

I, due to rather reasons embarrassing, fell off it. I hoped nobody would notice......

 

[Pat "5mph"]

That's funny, I was at the SECC and came across a bike all on its own. I tried to resist, but I just had to have a little whirl on it.

I, due to rather reasons embarrassing, fell off it. I hoped nobody would notice......

Don't think it was mine, you would not be seen dead whirling on this or THIS me thinks

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ok ok, I bent it just to annoy you, Haha!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Uhmmmmm, suspected you are kind of fishy ......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Really, I wonder what happened.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Maybe it was the ghost of the old man (we have two ghosts, they say). The Steps concert must have set him off

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Maybe it was the ghost of the old man (we have two ghosts, they say). The Steps concert must have set him off

He was trying to escape?? Yes, that would explain it!

Really? Who are the ghosts, and where/when do you see them?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

He was trying to escape?? Yes, that would explain it!

Really? Who are the ghosts, and where/when do you see them?

C'mon, I don't see them, I'm far too ahem, square headed, feet firmly on the ground to see ghosts
But, some colleagues and some security staff swear to have seen the ghost of a girl and that of an old man in the area where I left the bike tonight. Also the Armadillo building (part of the SECC) seems to have a ghost that spooks the night time security and the stage crew

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No no, I was just wondering, if we got one to post on here then we'd be able to fulfill Yahuda's thread about dead people

 

[Pat "5mph"]

No no, I was just wondering, if we got one to post on here then we'd be able to fulfill Yahuda's thread about dead people

I think dead people prefer to post on FB

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Touche!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

http://www.care2.com/causes/enough-already-with-the-crusade-against-low-riding-pants.html

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

http://www.care2.com/causes/gop-convention-water-pistols-are-a-threat-actual-guns-are-ok.html

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Meanwhile, in Canadia...

http://www.care2.com/causes/man-denied-canadian-citizenship-for-mumbling.html