The wife treated me out to a night at.....

[ELL]

Stringfellows last night. It was a belated birthday meal for me. To say I was surprised when we got there is an understatement, its was a good laugh and our table was right next to the stage. Wasn't a sleazy place but I was glad to be the with the Mrs as the girls were a bit money hungry lol. Only thing that makes it sound wrong is my mums birthday is the same day as mine so with her other half it was the 4 of us went out for the meal lol

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Crumbs - I wouldn't dare go somewhere like that with my mum

Glad you enjoyed yourself. How much do the girls expect and where do you donate?

 

[Aperitif]

It's lucky all ELL didn't break loose! Belated Happy Birthday.

 

[longers]

What happens on stage? Seven veils? The sand dance?

And also a belated Happy Birthday.

 

[rich p]

We were stringfellows once, Ape but we're a bit ropier now!

 

[ELL]

I was surprised it was only £20 for a fully naked private lap dance but with my wife and Mum there the idea made me feel a bit ill. You could also get a girl to spend time at you table and give unlimited dances for £200 for half hour or £300 for an hour, bargain I thought.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

We were stringfellows once, Ape but we're a bit ropier now!

You and Teef stringfellows, I'm a frayed knot!

 

[Over The Hill]

Years ago I went to Salisbury Playhouse to see a show called "strippers". It had Norman Vaughn in it and was a sort of - northern girl on hard times strips to earn money - story. I was expecing a bit of flesh but just the usual am dram flash.
I went with girlfriend and her friend and we ended up sitting in the front row with me in the middle between them.
Show opened with a very fit girl coming on and doing a full routine complete with caneback chair and stilettos. She seemed to focus on me for the whole routine and ended up sitting astride this chair about two feet from my face.

I managed to keep the program in a strategic place on my lap and was torn between enjoying the show and also knowing that half the quite large audience plus girlfriend and her friend were watching me watching her.

 

[Aperitif]

You and Teef stringfellows, I'm a frayed knot!

I went there once and was half-hitched by the end of the evening. Luckily, I was half-p(ie eyed) too...Gordian bennett - thread hijack!