The wife's gone out.....

[threebikesmcginty]

....it's safe to get the bike into the kitchen without any nonsense about getting the place mucky. Where's me tool kit?!!

 

[yenrod]

- don't forget some applicable music & a beer maybe !

 

[LLB]

Dishwashers are excellent for degreasing bits (apparently)

 

[fossyant]

Then mop the floor of tell tale tyre tracks.....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

music - check, beer - check. have I got a mop?

 

[fossyant]

Oh..watch out for blobs of oily mud as well.....

 

[Tharg2007]

Buy a garage you tramp!!!








then if the wife doesn't like the bike in the kitchen she can move in there!!!

 

[iLB]

Buy a garage you tramp!!!



then if the wife doesn't like the bike in the kitchen she can move in there!!!

lol

 

[iGaz]

When my missus goes out, its time to turn up the metal and practice my air guitar skills!!

 

[Bollo]

I'd be hitting the internet p0rn myself, but if you get off on cleaning your bike.....

 

[Keith Oates]

Why look at the internet porn when you can have the real thing in the kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bazzadigz C+]

Buy a garage you tramp!!!









then if the wife doesn't like the bike in the kitchen she can move in there!!!

LMAO!!

 

[peanut]

....it's safe to get the bike into the kitchen without any nonsense about getting the place mucky. Where's me tool kit?!!

ooooooooooooooh you like living 'on the edge' don't you

don't forget the grease on the taps, door knobs and light switch and fridge and kettle an.......................................

 

[theloafer]

kitchen is to cold... i always use living room..but then i am divorced...g/f dont complain either she knows bike comes first...lmao

 

[BentMikey]

Woohooo, same scenario here. Home alone for the weekend, Mrs has gone off to the inlaws. It's not that great really, I wish I'd gone with them but I'm going to be working.