The world's best lyrics

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stephec

Legendary Member
Location
Bolton
He's a bit of a knob, but also one of the finest lyricists of all time.

 

MntnMan62

Über Member
Location
Northern NJ
Squeamish? That's a laugh. The thread is 'world's best lyrics' not post whole bloody songs.

Sorry to have disappointed you. I sure hope to do better next time. Gosh, will you ever forgive me? You ought to try not being so uptight. That’s how heart disease takes its toll. 😉
 
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PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
Sorry to have disappointed you. I sure hope to do better next time. Gosh, will you ever forgive me? You ought to try not being so uptight. That’s how heart disease takes it’s toll. 😉
It's (no, that one's right - so's that - and that one) more the aberrant apostrophe for me.
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
And he buys a gun and he steals a car and he tries to run but he don't get far

In the ghetto

Beat that for concision

'ad a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena
Could not have been more obscener

Just one of Ian Dury's bits of genius
 

Adam4868

Guru
Remember having Ian Dury album as a kid and thinking Plaistow Patricia was the best thing ever...not sure you could get the lyrics past the Mods 😁
 
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