There I was minding my own business

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vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
And I encountered my first ever TV detector van. It was a restored one identical to the one below. It was pale blue with a set of trade plates attached. I wonder what it was up to.

And yes, I know, they were fakes and didn't detect anything.

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DiddlyDodds

Random Resident
Location
Littleborough
Nice one .
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Fakes? As a keen radio amateur I once got the chance to have a good rummage around one of 1970s vintage during a lecture at Bletchley Park some years ago. Crude, yes. Fake, I don't think I dreamed it.
 
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vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Fakes? As a keen radio amateur I once got the chance to have a good rummage around one of 1970s vintage during a lecture at Bletchley Park some years ago. Crude, yes. Fake, I don't think I dreamed it.

They are very real in the fact that they exist. They do not and can not pinpoint a premises that is operating a television without a license. They existed as a visual and promotional deterrent to persuade folk that there's every chance that they would be detected if they had a television and no license. It was in the BBC's interest to persuade the public, technically minded or not, that the vans did what they claimed and conveniently failed to mention that the knock on an unlicensed household's door was informed by a list of addresses against which there was no record of a current TV license purchase.
 

Renard

Guest
I remember having a couple of toy Commer vans back in the day (not TV detector but definitely customised versions). Nice pic
 

Drago

Legendary Member
They are very real in the fact that they exist. They do not and can not pinpoint a premises that is operating a television without a license. They existed as a visual and promotional deterrent to persuade folk that there's every chance that they would be detected if they had a television and no license. It was in the BBC's interest to persuade the public, technically minded or not, that the vans did what they claimed and conveniently failed to mention that the knock on an unlicensed household's door was informed by a list of addresses against which there was no record of a current TV license purchase.
i have little doubt that some, perhaps even the majority of vans were dummies for deterrence purposes.

Nevertheless, I have sat the through the lecture from the ex GPO engineer who addressed our Amateur Radio Club, and examined the vehicle he had restored at very close quarters. I have no doubt whatsoever having examined this equipment that I, or any other halfway competent Radio Amateur/electronics engineer, could successfully use this kit to detect spurious VFO emissions from a TV tuner, and if the range is not too great could locate the room and floor, never mind the building, that the set was located in.

Obviously with modern digital conversion the technique won't work.
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
or on t'internet...
 
Those Commer vans were horrendous to drive but nice to work on the engine as you had to do it inside the van, between the driver and passenger seat.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Commer vans look like the only vehicles which included the driver and passenger as the crumple zone... [apart from those flat fronted diesel trains!]
 

Maz

Guru
You'd think they could have made a nice bit on the side selling ice cream. Those horns would bring in the punters nicely.
Good idea!
Then the van could park outside the houses of those without licences, play a rendition of 'Greensleeves' and wait for the occupants to emerge in a trance-like state, only to be whisked away, just like the Child-Catcher from Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.

We've got a TV licence, mister, honest!...
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subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
Commer vans look like the only vehicles which included the driver and passenger as the crumple zone... [apart from those flat fronted diesel trains!]
bedford did a nice range of vans that were of the same design - the Midi and the Rascal . oooh and Suzuki Carry pick ups
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I had the misfortune to have driven all 3 types.
 
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