They did what?

[djb1971]

Nay, don't, how will the diy get half done?

Sorted that for you

 

[welsh dragon]

Nay, don't, how will the diy get done?

Thats true. I'll have to think of something else.

 

[Ganymede]

Thats true. I'll have to think of something else.

No no, you can still get the tools. You will need:

1 bottle sparkly pink nail polish
1 bottle sparkly white pearlised nail polish
1 bottle bright purple nail polish with spangly bits in
1 pkt jewel stickers (opt)

Time taken: 5 - 20 minutes depending on level of artistry desired.

Instructions:

1. Paint the handles. Let dry. Add the jewel stickers.

2. Return tools to box and forget you did anything.

3. Relax.

YOU'RE WELCOME!!

 

[welsh dragon]

No no, you can still get the tools. You will need:

1 bottle sparkly pink nail polish
1 bottle sparkly white pearlised nail polish
1 bottle bright purple nail polish with spangly bits in
1 pkt jewel stickers (opt)

Time taken: 5 - 20 minutes depending on level of artistry desired.

Instructions:

1. Paint the handles. Let dry. Add the jewel stickers.

2. Return tools to box and forget you did anything.

3. Relax.

YOU'RE WELCOME!!

I've got sparkly nail varnish. Good idea....

 

[Ganymede]

I've got sparkly nail varnish. Good idea....

I feel it's poetic and yet non-destructive. And it won't wash off so it will last a LONG TIME.

 

[djb1971]

Reading this has been a sharp reminder not to cross my wife.
What the hell would you do to a man if he did worse* than mess with your beloved bike?


*if such a thing exists!

 

[welsh dragon]

Reading this has been a sharp reminder not to cross my wife.
What the hell would you do to a man if he did worse* than mess with your beloved bike?


*if such a thing exists!

You really don't want to know.

 

[Ganymede]

You really don't want to know.

You've gone all film noir, WD...

 

[welsh dragon]

You've gone all film noir, WD...

i have my moments

 

[stephec]

You really don't want to know.

I'd love to know, especially if it involves your dungeon.

 

[djb1971]

I'd love to know, especially if it involves your dungeon.

You do know that costs extra!

 

[stephec]

You do know that costs extra!

I reckon it'll be worth every penny.

 

[I like Skol]

Has anyone ever done anything stupid to your bike. Something completely unexpected and unwanted? Something that left you gobsmacked?

Closely related, I once lent a bike to my younger brother. I knew he would adjust the saddle height as he is a couple of inches shorter than me but to my horror when he returned the bike I could see immediately that he had altered the saddle tilt. Assh0le that he is, I made it very clear that under no circumstances was he to do such things again!

 

[welsh dragon]

Closely related, I once lent a bike to my younger brother. I knew he would adjust the saddle height as he is a couple of inches shorter than me but to my horror when he returned the bike I could see immediately that he had altered the saddle tilt. ****0le that he is, I made it very clear that under no circumstances was he to do such things again!

Its going to take me ages to get it right again, and I didn't mark it either

 

[djb1971]

Closely related, I once lent a bike to my younger brother. I knew he would adjust the saddle height as he is a couple of inches shorter than me but to my horror when he returned the bike I could see immediately that he had altered the saddle tilt. ****0le that he is, I made it very clear that under no circumstances was he to do such things again!

Loaning a bike is like sharing your wife