Things I've learned from CycleChat

[Shut Up Legs]

1. In the UK, Summer is optional.
2. Always Mickle chains, never use a 'chain cleaner tool'.
3. Never, ever shop at Halfords.

Can't think of any others yet, but I'm sure they'll occur to me as soon as I've posted this...

 

[derrick]

There is a lot of ******** spoken on here

 

[Noodley]

4. Nobbers abound.
5. Cockwombles hibernate.

 

[Bollo]

4. Posting a list-based topic at 22:30 on a Wednesday is sure to draw out Cyclechat's drinkers.

 

[snorri]

8 There are cyclists in Australia.


Edit That should have been 9, Bollo

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

10. You don't have to actually be a cyclist in order to have an opinion on cycling issues..

 

[TheDoctor]

It's never too early for a cafe stop.

 

[Archie_tect]

Politics and Life are not worth worrying about... but cake has to be eaten seriously.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

How not to fall off the bike on icy roads. Not relevant to Australia
Btw, you have Halfords in Australia?

 

[slowmotion]

Nashville is entirely funded by a mysterious shadowy geezer called threebikesmcginty. Worryingly, he also seems to be trying to corner the global vinyl market.

 

[slowmotion]

McGinty also had a very small part..........







in the British Pub Rock scene of the 1980s

Cripes! Don't tell me that he played round the corner from me in 1979!
Basil's Balls-up Band went down a storm close to closing time in the boozer in Shepherds Bush.

Edit: here they are later....
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]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4NGvJAEM6g[/media]

 

[slowmotion]

I suspect he writes poetry, drinks wine, and has the alias "Felix Dennis". Pubs were never quite his natural habitat. Wine bars, more like.

 

[deadpool7]

Wipe-wipe-wipe-lube-wipe-wipe-wipe-wipe

 

[Finnjävel]

That carbon fiber is a newly emerging material, features light-weigh, heat-resistant and anti—corrosion comparing with traditional alloy.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

That carbon fiber is a newly emerging material, features light-weigh, heat-resistant and anti—corrosion comparing with traditional alloy.

... and that the latest spammer is slightly smarter than the others. The cyclist on an MTB in the avatar was a nice touch. Pity the spammer can't spell 'fibre' (or is that 'fober' or 'fiber'?).