Things you have missed out on which everyone else seems to have done.

[glasgowcyclist]

Maybe he's just lacquered.

Or overcome with emulsion…

 

[Andy in Germany]

Maybe he's just lacquered.

Oh, very good sirrah, very good indeed.

 

[figbat]

Taken any kind of recreational drug.

Read a Harry Potter book.

Enjoyed a fried egg.

 

[Landsurfer]

Had enough fried bread with marmalade on in my life .......

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Never owned a cat or dog (had a fish tank for many years).

Did you ever have any fish?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

With the appalling painting puns here, somebody needs to get their undercoat....

The puns are being applied before the undercoat can dry.

 

[Dave7]

Did you ever have any fish?

Is that a serious question?
I kept tropical fish for, maybe 30+years. I had a lovely 4 foot curved tank in a purpose made wooden cabinet.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Had enough fried bread with marmalade on in my life .......

Clearly we can rule out you not having taken mind bending drugs

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Or overcome with emulsion…

Time to get your clear coat

 

[C R]

Time to get your clear coat

Mods, could we get a groan reaction emoji? Pretty please, with sprinkles on top.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Time to get your clear coat

Comments like that I simply brush off.

 

[wafter]

Feels like pretty much everything

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Comments like that I simply brush off.

That’s the white spirit

 

[Gwylan]

That’s the white spirit

Sorry, can't keep glossing over these things

 

[Drago]

These puns are awful but ill roller with them.