Things you should know but didn't

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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
As Donald Rumsfeld memorably said:


There are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
As Donald Rumsfeld memorably said:


There are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know.

XmisterIS put it rather better upthread:

I'm sure there are things that I don't know but I should know but I don't know what they are but if I knew what they were then I'd know that I don't know them but then I'd know them so I'd know that I know so I wouldn't not know. Damn it, I'm screwed!

Especially the last bit that didn't seem to occur to Herr Rumsfeldt.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Bognor Regis is not in Scotland

WTF? I visited a few years back and there were Network Southeast liveried CIGs, VEPs, and probably CEPS at the station. Most certainly NOT something you ever found in Scotland!!

Actually, I saw one the other day on here when someone had said in the blog bit at the side something along the lines of

'Beetroot makes your poo turn purple. I never knew that' :ohmy::wacko:
 

XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
Bognor Regis is not in Scotland

I believe George V said "bugger Bognor". And he wasn't far wrong. It is not far from me, I've been there a few times and it is a hicksville sh*thole. It's all low-rise decaying 60's and 70's box-shaped buildings and yokels. Last time I was there, I stopped at the local funny-little-supermarket on the main road (which is the Bognor equivalent of a shopping mall, only it smells of damp and sawdust), it was cold and raining and there was a chap sat outside the shop on the back of a beaten up old land rover, with no shirt on and with his hair cut in a mullet. He also looked like he could well have been doubly related to various close family members ...
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
1475152 said:
What did you stand to win?


His cottage in the Peak District :angry:
 

Allirog

Active Member
Mad Doug Biker, on 23 July 2011 - 19:17:42, said:



'Beetroot makes your poo turn purple. I never knew that
Eat enough of it and it turns your pee into a glorious rose colour.
Well, I ate some beetrootand it did turn my poo purple but when I
ate it it just tasted like shoot and had no effect on my pee colour at all.
 
I learned today that Damon Hill is the son of Graham Hill, Mrs Noodley looked at me as if I was a moron for not knowing this...not for this first time I may add :biggrin:

Anyone else learned something 'obvious' or 'common knowledge' to everyone else but them?

That when women always talked about leaving the toilet seat up - I was actually thinking of the toilet lid and wondered wtf the problem was.

I think I was 20 when I realised!!
 

Mr Phoebus

New Member
Mad Doug Biker, on 23 July 2011 - 19:17:42, said:



'Beetroot makes your poo turn purple. I never knew that
Well, I ate some beetrootand it did turn my poo purple but when I
ate it it just tasted like shoot and had no effect on my pee colour at all.




I did say you have to eat enough of it to affect pee colour.


I purposely ate a whole pack because I had to later give a urine sample. :evil:




You should've seen their faces when I handed the pink piss over to them.
 
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