Things you should NEVER see..

[threebikesmcginty]

I deliverd some stuff to a shopfitter who told me that when he'd turned up first thing in the morning there was a bloke on his knees in front of another chap, in the doorway

Helping him with his shoelaces? - that's kind!

 

[rich p]

Helping him with his shoelaces? - that's kind!

No, he was polishng the knob

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There weren't any knockers there to see to instead then??

 

[Dayvo]

Just the door bell-end!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Where did the key go??

 

[e-rider]

walking into a work/pub/public toilet when someone hasn't locked the door (because the lock is broken/missing) and seeing them 'clean up'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Changing a nappy on anyone over the age of about 6 (and I have had to do it before).

 

[Mycroft]

dog shoot, I just hate to see dog shoot first thing in the morning

no, it isn't good to find it on the pillow.

 

[Apeman]

Walking it into the house and having to clean it up is hard to beat apart from walking on it on bare feet at six in the morning!!!

 

[trustysteed]

there was a bloke on his knees in front of another chap, in the doorway

ok, that trumps my OP

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Changing a nappy on anyone over the age of about 6 (and I have had to do it before).

In nappies... over the age of 6?????

 

[trustysteed]

Incontinenta Buttocks?