Things you wanted to say ........... but didn't.

[Crackle]

Well here's your chance to excercise those demons.

Out for a pootle today, I stopped by the golf course and watched some bloke line up his drive. Steps up, shuffles feet, widens stance, shuffles feet, narrows stance, shuffles feet, addresss the ball, steps back, shuffles feet, practise swing, steps forward, shuffles feet, addresses the ball, steps back .......................................

"JUST FEKKIN HIT IT!"

Of course I didn't but I so wanted to.

 

[Blackandblue]

"Yes, it does look rather large in those trousers."

 

[Kovu]

"Yes, it does look rather large in those trousers."

"Dear it never looks big without trousers ..."

 

[ianrauk]

Mum & dad, love you both......

 

[Arch]

Along the lines of Ian's....

"You ok? Do you want to come out and have a coffee and a chat?"

 

[Young Un]

Will you go out with me - not saying that led to the most upsetting and hurtful nights of my life

 

[Kirstie]

'Quick, now's your chance!!'

 

[numbnuts]

I always wanted to ask my ex one question WHY

 

[Landslide]

"1... ...2... ...3... ...4... ...5... ...6... ...7... ...8... ...9... ...10"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Don't lean on the handrail, I haven't bolted it down yet...

 

[XmisterIS]

"Now, give it a little gas and gently let the clutch out ..."

 

[papercorn2000]

"I love you"

 

[Blackandblue]

"Pull your trousers up, you look STUPID".

 

[Archie_tect]

"Now, give it a little gas and gently let the clutch out ..."

No, no, no.....argh!

 

[Jim_Noir]

"Don't move and no one gets hurt, just chil and put the money in the bag"