Funny (incorrect) things you have heard said (maybe on tv or radio).

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The recent power outage at Heathrow when sky news and the guardian erroneously reported that 'the SAS' had been grounded.

A workmate had believed a former girlfriend had been in the SAS. Turned out she'd previously worked for SAS, a supplier of data analytics computer software. She was genuinely ex-military and in his words "a bit scary" so it did make sense