marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
It's a Trojan, not a virus!
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
- Start date
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KEEF
Veteran
- Location
- BURNOPFIELD
I should apologize...................but I'll not............................so pog-mo-thoin
152l2
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Dorchester
Mate, you are thick and i mean really thick. Stop telling people it is the 100th anniversary of D-Day.
At the training today you made a right P***k of your self. Sit down and be quiet. You were there to listen, not walk around in front of the screen playing with the change in your pockets.
Yes, i know you were a bouncer years ago, but you are now an obese 40 something and no one at the 18th party you went to last night said "thank god the muscle is here" or if they did they were taking the P***.
At the training today you made a right P***k of your self. Sit down and be quiet. You were there to listen, not walk around in front of the screen playing with the change in your pockets.
Yes, i know you were a bouncer years ago, but you are now an obese 40 something and no one at the 18th party you went to last night said "thank god the muscle is here" or if they did they were taking the P***.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
I know that making coffee and sorting out lunch is part of my job, I agreed to that when I signed the contract, but it would be nice if at least 1 of you said thank you, I don't expect hearts and flowers but those 2 simple words would be nice to hear.
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
ULTIMATE CONTROLLING PARTY
The company is under control of the two directors, who between themhold 100% of the share capital couldn't find their backsides with both hands, if the state of the records is anything to go by.
The company is under control of the two directors, who between them
And I didn't know you cared.
If we've put ourselves out to drive a round trip of 50 miles to go to your brother's funeral, put £10 in the charity plate and given up half a day's holiday the least you could do is stand the first drink at the bun fight afterwards. No wonder your brother never had a good word to say about you. Hope you enjoy the inheritance.
So i have read this months board meeting minutes, you really should make more of an effort lo learn basic IT literacy and not put confidential documents on a company wide shared drive called 'dumping_ground' the clue is in the title, prats, and whilst I'm at it perhaps time spent in the board meeting might be more constructive if you gave each other constructive criticism and share ideas how to run each others departments rather than self congratulatory cock sucking. Believe me you ain't doing as well as you all seem to think you are...
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
We haven't got any bread ....not 'we aint got no bread'..you any idea how thick that sounds ?
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Oh ffs not Wimbledon as well 
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
'' I'm leaving-bye bye and yippieee ki-ay motherfeckers!''
simon the viking
Guru
A customer rang me earlier (This post could also be valid in 'give me some dialogue' but bare with me.....)
Customer: have you got a 'wotsit' for my Transit?
Me: Have you got the reg
Customer: its an 06
Me: and the rest of it?
Customer: You should have a record of the reg I've bought loads from you in the last few months......
Me (what I said): I'm sorry but our electronic catalogue resets itself every night......so no I won't have it................
What I wanted to say: Why the F*** should I have a record of it, its your van you have a record of the reg in the form of Log book, M.O.T, Tax disc, Insurance certificate and if all that fails 2 pieces of foot long perspex screwed to the front and back..... One is even bright reflective yellow so you can see the shocker in the dark.....
Customer: have you got a 'wotsit' for my Transit?
Me: Have you got the reg
Customer: its an 06
Me: and the rest of it?
Customer: You should have a record of the reg I've bought loads from you in the last few months......
Me (what I said): I'm sorry but our electronic catalogue resets itself every night......so no I won't have it................
What I wanted to say: Why the F*** should I have a record of it, its your van you have a record of the reg in the form of Log book, M.O.T, Tax disc, Insurance certificate and if all that fails 2 pieces of foot long perspex screwed to the front and back..... One is even bright reflective yellow so you can see the shocker in the dark.....
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152l2
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Dorchester
What is diffrent about today??? Oh yeah, you are not here. 
. Therefore, no burping, guffing, sniffing, faggy breath, constant rustling of crisp and chocolate packets
. Just a pleasant, quiet, nice smelling office. I am even going to enjoy my ride home knowing that you will not be speeding past me at some point with mm to spare, honking your horn and shouting something stupid. 
. Therefore, no burping, guffing, sniffing, faggy breath, constant rustling of crisp and chocolate packets. Just a pleasant, quiet, nice smelling office. I am even going to enjoy my ride home knowing that you will not be speeding past me at some point with mm to spare, honking your horn and shouting something stupid.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
You are shocked at your expensive electricity bill, well, you have 4 tvs, 4 digi box things, both kids have multiple electronic gadgets, yes they have batteries but batteries need to be charged, you all seem to watch a lot of telly, oh and now your other half has set up the shed there will be a telly in there too so your bills will be even higher.
