wheresthetorch
Dreaming of Celeste
- Location
- West Sussex
Yeah, I guess that's air horn time!
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
- Start date
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Yeah, I guess that's air horn time!
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
I bet they can see that VPL from Pluto!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Please will you just shut up, I don't care!!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
THAT sounds like the sort of comment I would love to make to people, well done, even if it wasn't said!!
classic33
Leg End Member
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
If I had t*ts then you'd have got on them!!
Seriously though, I was trying to think what my reply would be in the 3 word thread and the 'Post a lie' thread, and my parents were waffling on about.... Whatever it was...... And asking me stupid questions about things, thereby putting me off!
classic33
Leg End Member
Multi-tasking fail!!If I had t*ts then you'd have got on them!!
Seriously though, I was trying to think what my reply would be in the 3 word thread and the 'Post a lie' thread, and my parents were waffling on about.... Whatever it was...... And asking me stupid questions about things, thereby putting me off!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
They also had the bloody tennis on the telly, so not only was I distracted, I was also traumatised!
I hate the tennis you see.
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ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I would like to say "Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3" through my new microphone, route it through my music software. and be able to route that through my amp and/or headphones and be able to hear it! Something has happened since I last switched on the PC in the 'studio' and I can't hear a thing!
"BANG!!" (I shouted that out to check that my hearing itself is still working - it is, just!)
"BANG!!" (I shouted that out to check that my hearing itself is still working - it is, just!)
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Has the computer 'recognised' the 'new device'
derrick
The Glue that binds us together.
- Location
- On the edge of London
I try to be polite to them, but sometimes they make it almost impossible!
I'd had a stressful day at work and was just starting to unwind. The phone rang. Number withheld. Ignore. It rang again. Ignore. Again. Ignore. Again. Ok, answer the call and tell them to stop ringing ...
Cold caller: Good evening, I would just like to tell you about our new range of ...
ColinJ: Sorry, I'm not interested.
Cold caller: But we can do a very good deal on ...
ColinJ: I'm not interested.
Cold caller: It's the best deal that ...
ColinJ: I-AM-NOT-INTERESTED!
Cold caller: I am authorised to offer a time-limited deal whi ...
ColinJ: Ok, I am going to escalate my response to DEAF TWAT 2 - GO AWAY!!!
Cold caller: Are you aware that ...
ColinJ: Ok, we have now reached DEAF TWAT 1 - LEARN TO TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER AND GO AWAY, YOU TOTAL MORON!!!
I hang up. The phone rings again immediately from a withheld number. I ignore it ...
I am more inclined to go along with them if i have the time, keep them talking for as long as i feel i need to then tell them it's much to to expensive, Or keep them talking then ask if they want to speak to my mummy, all sorts of ways to wind them up.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
It HAS, but it hadn't recognised the fact that I had unplugged the digital output from the sound card to the amp and had forgotten to plug it back in!
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
It HAS, but it hadn't recognised the fact that I had unplugged the digital output from the sound card to the amp and had forgotten to plug it back in!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
THAT sounds like the sort of comment I would love to make to people, well done, even if it wasn't said!!
Not if you innadvertantly get an eyeful of it!
To be fair, I don't mind VPLs', but some can definitely look quite ridiculous, even on men!
