Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TheDoctor]

You are nowhere near as popular as you'd like to think you are.
Half of us hate you. The rest don't even think that highly of you.

 

[Bayerd]

Your breath stinks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Well, you snobby old witch! The real reason she didn't marry anyone from your "circle of friends" is that she didn't want to take part in your incestuous inbreeding club. in my part of the world if two people with the same surname announce that they are getting wed people give them funny looks, not congratulate them and start divvying up the property.

I once knew a guy who was an 'item' with one of his cousins. Creepy or what?

Your breath stinks.

What the **** ARE you wearing??

 

[wheres_my_beard]

How is this thread helping anyone??

 

[TVC]

How is this thread helping anyone??

Try it, you might like it.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Try it, you might like it.

I think you have misunderstood me.

This is something I think many many times (I'm quite polite on forums when it comes to the ol' swearing)... I start to write a reply to someone or a thread and think to myself "WTF are you doing? I can't be arsed with this" so delete what I have started and do something (semi-) useful with my time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I think you have misunderstood me.

This is something I think many many times (I'm quite polite on forums when it comes to the ol' swearing)... I start to write a reply to someone or a thread and think to myself "WTF are you doing? I can't be arsed with this" so delete what I have started and do something (semi-) useful with my time.

WOOT? some of us do it as a full time occupation you know!

 

[XmisterIS]

Please excuse me, I need to poo slightly.

 

[Riding in Circles]

I have no problems speaking my mind, I wish more people would, all this pc rubbish and pussy footing around boils my blood.

 

[Hover Fly]

Pigin' trike riders.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Please excuse me, I need to poo slightly.

Please excuse me, my bag is so full of wind that it feels like a Zeppelin and if I leave it any longer then there will be leakage somewhere

I have no problems speaking my mind, I wish more people would, all this pc rubbish and pussy footing around boils my blood.

'There is nothing more insulting than false sincerity' - Dr Gregory House.

 

[Black Sheep]

gusset

thighs

giblets

basque

that will be all.

 

[MossCommuter]

I really find you to be quite unpleasant

 

[Yellow Fang]

To people at circuits classes - do the exercises that are written on the cards and then move onto the next one in the same order as everyone else. Don't do your own thing. Don't move around the stations willy-nilly. Don't engage in face-saving, exercise avoiding tactics. If you really can't hack it, join one of the aerobics, bums and tums, pilates, Tai Chi, zumba or any one of the numerous, not so hard, body toning classes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ITS.... A..... FLY!! stop acting like it is about to eat you!!