You screwed the job up.
You didn't advise of the lead time.
You ignored it as it fell apart.
You're a company director.
You talk to the customer!
Dear colleague,
You are exceeding the safe working load for those leggings and if they were to give way the rest of the office may to be trapped/injured under the human equivalent of a land slide.
It is your right to be enormous but please stop dressing like you have Kate Moss's dimensions.
And change your bloody bedroom mirror, the last one obviously came from a funfair if you looked in it this morning and thought you looked ok.
Thank you
Thank you dear bum hole for returning my son to me with no homework done, I thought my email that included the email from the school was quite clear as to what NEEDED to be done cheers for not doing any of it meaning I now need to squeeze 8 days of every day homework from the school in to 2 days on top of the work he has for the next 2 days because you are aware he is then on holiday with his grandparents and it is not fair to make him do extra then, and when he gets back he only has a couple of days and then he is away with your parents and I am telling you now they best play fur king ball
It would have taken you 1/2 an hour a day tops, you could not even be bothered to listen to him read for 5 minutes every day you are a poor pathetic excuse for a father and your wonderfully written (by your gf) entries as to what he got up to every day with "Daddy" that he needs to copy into his summer journal fooled no one did you not realise at 7 he would be able to read it and say to me we didn't do any of that
So thanks I have to share him all round which I do and I get him for a whole 7 days out of 44 in the summer hols so he gets to spend time with everyone and I am the one who ends up being the big bad 'kin troll biatch mother from hell as I am the one that insists he does the homework set by the school which will assist him a lot and give up time we could also be doing "fun" things together by helping him catch up with all the bits he should have done and didnt whilst he was with you... oh cough cough silly me not with you as you didnt even take the time off work while he spent that time with your new gf and her son.
The only thing that is positive out of this is I now have a record, you twat, of how you did not do your bit as a parent AGAIN! Stop trying to be his mate grow up and realise parenting is not all unicorns and 'kin rainbows.
You do realise that he didn't pop out of me that way the reason he is polite and well behaved is me and hard bloody work, the only reason people tell you that you are "Lucky to have such a polite nice little boy" is because I put the damn hours in to make sure he is like that, telling him he does not need to do his homework because he is not in senior school yet is just ridiculous!
Your are a dick and the only reason I do not tell you this directly is because it is the wrong time of the month and I am so livid right now for how you have wronged your son I could strangle you.
I am Mother hear me roar - how dare you
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