Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
..... Was it something I said??
Seriously though, yes I think we all know, or have known someone like that, I know I have!
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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..... Was it something I said??
Seriously though, yes I think we all know, or have known someone like that, I know I have!
andrewpreston
Well-Known Member
Can you not see that the boss is screwing you over in exactly the way he screwed your predecessor and everyone else he has dealings with?
Dave 123
Legendary Member
- Location
- Cambridgeshire alps
Dearest sister in law,
Would you and your untrained bloody dog get out of my house. I don't like the smell or the mess.
Please be informed that it's not your "baby" and neither are you its "mummy".
Would you kindly observe that it has 4 legs, as a result it can walk perfectly well.
While walking it in my neighbourhood can you endeavour to keep it on a lead and not have it careering around people's gardens.
By all means continue it let it run in the road.
They're going this morning.... Praise be!
Would you and your untrained bloody dog get out of my house. I don't like the smell or the mess.
Please be informed that it's not your "baby" and neither are you its "mummy".
Would you kindly observe that it has 4 legs, as a result it can walk perfectly well.
While walking it in my neighbourhood can you endeavour to keep it on a lead and not have it careering around people's gardens.
By all means continue it let it run in the road.
They're going this morning.... Praise be!
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
hehehe you seem quite happy for a Scottish person
....it's somebody I have to work with
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
hehehe you seem quite happy for a Scottish person
I'm nothing, beleive me!!
....it's somebody I have to work with
My condolencies!
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Thanks....He needs tae find humself a guid quine!
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
asterix
Comrade Member
- Location
- Limoges or York
I have just won the big one in the lottery.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Get out of my way - old biddies !!
I have 30 minutes to walk to the shop - choose my lunch - queue up - pay - walk back to work - eat it & get back to work -
While you block the doorway with your hideous tartan shopping trolley/weapon of mass distraction & jibber on about your last doctors visit, Doreen's clicky hip & the state of Betty's pinny !!
You have all day every day to bother shopkeeper & travel around on needless bus journeys - free & at the taxpayers expense just so that you can listen in to other peoples conversations & avoid putting the heating on at home - for which you get an allowance.
Apart from that ....
Could I have one of those nice scones you baked at 5 a.m this morning - lovely old lady ??
I have 30 minutes to walk to the shop - choose my lunch - queue up - pay - walk back to work - eat it & get back to work -
While you block the doorway with your hideous tartan shopping trolley/weapon of mass distraction & jibber on about your last doctors visit, Doreen's clicky hip & the state of Betty's pinny !!
You have all day every day to bother shopkeeper & travel around on needless bus journeys - free & at the taxpayers expense just so that you can listen in to other peoples conversations & avoid putting the heating on at home - for which you get an allowance.
Apart from that ....
Could I have one of those nice scones you baked at 5 a.m this morning - lovely old lady ??
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
My brain works differently to yours, my thought processes are different, I mis-interpret things, I have balance issues and I'm in constant pain.
I am not stupid or slow - I just need time to process what you are saying to me without being overloaded with information.
I hate being like this, life is challenging enough, please be patient with me.
I am not stupid or slow - I just need time to process what you are saying to me without being overloaded with information.
I hate being like this, life is challenging enough, please be patient with me.
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
I miss my music. I hope there will be space in this new house for some of my hifi stuff.
Life was really lonely before I met you, having this in my life helped me survive. It means a lot to me.
Oh well that's the rehearsal...
Life was really lonely before I met you, having this in my life helped me survive. It means a lot to me.
Oh well that's the rehearsal...
andrewpreston
Well-Known Member
I guess you can be in two places at once. You smile in my face whilst stabbing me in the back.
totallyfixed
Veteran
- Location
- The only county without a McDonalds
If you can't contribute to a thread in any sort of intelligent way without tossing out personal insults from the safety of your computer then I suggest you either make yourself scarce or we meet up to discuss your problem.
Riding a bike for less than a year does not make you an expert on all things cycling, nor does it give you the right to monopolise a thread with your sparring partner for 40 pages and bore the pants off anyone who initially thought the topic looked interesting, which it was for the first 2 pages.
Riding a bike for less than a year does not make you an expert on all things cycling, nor does it give you the right to monopolise a thread with your sparring partner for 40 pages and bore the pants off anyone who initially thought the topic looked interesting, which it was for the first 2 pages.
