Things you'd like to say, but can't

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coffeejo

Ælfrēd
At the fat women who only ever eat salads in the works canteen:

You're really not fooling anyone. You must be going home and gorging on chocolate and crisps or you'd be half the size you are.
Or possibly has a medical condition, like a very large and very lovely friend of mine.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Thank you for what you've done... but you are a raving alcoholic, I can no longer help you... I am leaving you behind :okay:
 
Dear 10 Ebayer's who are watching my bike, please don't watch it buy the dam thing! It is a bargain and I really want to buy my new bike!
 

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
You want me to cancel my holiday, that starts on Sunday? That I told you about three months ago. And you can't promise me any more work after end of this month if I don't cancel it? This ain't the only gig in town bucko so go **** yourself.

(I kept it professional and politely declined the suggestion that the hols get binned at two days notice for no good reason other than the client is playing willy-waving power games. We shall see what happens....)
 
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