Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TVC]

I didn't catch the details but it was one of those strange 'give us money throughout the year and pay more for gifts' schemes.

That's the one, I know people who do/have used it. They seem happy with it, if you find it difficult to budget and save it sems to be a model that works. You're still better off sticking a tenner a week in a jar though.

 

[simon.r]

That's the one, I know people who do/have used it. They seem happy with it, if you find it difficult to budget and save it sems to be a model that works. You're still better off sticking a tenner a week in a jar though.

Especially if the company goes bust: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6124406.stm

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

How long are you going to contunue ignoring me??

I only got annoyed because you seemed to be blaming me for something that happened to you 10 years previously and of which I had absolutely NOTHING to do with whatsoever!!


What happened to you clearly is still painful, but pallleeze, I wasn't even there at the time, so why are/were you having a go at me??

 

[Scoosh]

It only took a couple of minutes to water the plants, so why would you burden yourself with having to clean the kitchen after killing me as well?

so easily becomes

 

[Scoosh]

Much more fun leaving as is ...

 

[srw]

*Wanders off to buy a new hat for the funeral*

You think you'll be invited?


The economically rational thing for @rvw to do would be to kill me off. What with life insurance, death-in-service benefit and widow's pension she'd be able to retire and sail off into the sunset.

 

[TVC]

You think you'll be invited?


The economically rational thing for @rvw to do would be to kill me off. What with life insurance, death-in-service benefit and widow's pension she'd be able to retire and sail off into the sunset.

Don't think she hasn't already worked that out.

 

[rvw]

Don't think she hasn't already worked that out.

Absolutely.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You think you'll be invited?

He can always hide and watch from behind a nearby tree, Eastenders style if he isn't.

The economically rational thing for @rvw to do would be to kill me off. What with life insurance, death-in-service benefit and widow's pension she'd be able to retire and sail off into the sunset.

I feel that this might be evidence at the Trial!

 

[Speicher]

He can always hide and watch from behind a nearby tree, Eastenders style if he isn't.



I feel that this might be evidence at the Trial!

Is Judge Rinder available?

 

[hopless500]

GO AWAY. We are quite capable of refillng our glasses and you sitting next to us and staring is just a tad offputting while trying to eat.

 

[TheDoctor]

I miss you. And I loved you.
I hope you knew that.

 

[TheDoctor]

Not you!

 

[Speicher]

Perhaps I should have explained why I did not want to see you again, but after more than ten years it was time for a change. Too often you ignored what I asked you to do, and you just did exactly what you wanted. You talked too much, and did not really listen to what I said. I should have told you this, but I really did not want to make things even more complicated.

I have now found myself a much younger man, who knows how to look after my needs more considerately. He is young and pays close attention to what I say. He has made a big change in my life.

He cut my hair beautifully last week, and I feel so much better. Your salon is very small and noisy, he cuts my hair at my home, and charges me the same as you would.

 

[Speicher]

Fabian cuts hair as well

Fabian has lovely collar length hair.