Think of a band name

[Yellow Fang]

Someone once asked me what I would call my band if I formed one, but I could not think of one at the time. Since then I have had plenty of time to think about it. How about:

"Johnny Dickhead and the Nonentities"

There was another name I thought of:

"Topless Girl Guides Against the Patriarchy".

This was inspired by the Today programme on Radio 4 on which, one morning, there was one article about girl guides protesting against page 3 girls and another in which Femen topless feminist protestors told John Humphries they were protesting against the patriarchy. Maybe it would be better as an album title.

 

[Tangoup51]

Band, Cycle Chatter

Album, Deflation

Song, F***ing punctures.


There you go! I gave you a whole band, album and a song... Now just need the lyrics

 

[Biff600]

In the mid-eighties, I played in a band called ' The Smithson Blues Band' but all the pubs knew us as 'The Groundhogs' as we played the same shoot every day !!!

We changed out name to 'The Groundhogs' and couldn't get a gig !!!

 

[MontyVeda]

My pseudonym when i do mix CDs for friends is the unforgettable what's his face.

in honour of the monty python sketch, i wanted to form a band called The Bicycle Repair Men.

...and a Hawkwind tribute band called Phlegmphart.

I'll not give up my day job.

 

[AndyRM]

Scrofulus Gut.

My granddad came up with this after taking an interest in some of the more extreme music I enjoy. He actually bought a Napalm Death album at the age of 70. Legend.

 

[pawl]

Elastic.
Rubber

 

[Drago]

Bernard Awesome and the Velocipede 4.

Scrofulus Gut.

My granddad came up with this after taking an interest in some of the more extreme music I enjoy. He actually bought a Napalm Death album at the age of 70. Legend.

Some years ago my Dad went into a gramophone record store to buy a Slipknot CD for my Daughters Birthday. He takes it to the till, where the the cashier looks at my Dad, looks at the CD, and says...

"Er, that's heavy metal, Sir."

"Is it?"

"Yes. It's, er, very heavy metal."

It was only after a good degree of persuasion that they actually sold him the CD

 

[Levo-Lon]

if id been good enough back when i was very much into live bands and my guitar id call the band "The Fletton Heads" as i lived in Fletton att

 

[AndyRM]

Bernard Awesome and the Velocipede 4.



Some years ago my Dad went into a gramophone record store to buy a Slipknot CD for my Daughters Birthday. He takes it to the till, where the the cashier looks at my Dad, looks at the CD, and says...

"Er, that's heavy metal, Sir."

"Is it?"

"Yes. It's, er, very heavy metal."

It was only after a good degree of persuasion that they actually sold him the CD

If he was buying All Hope is Gone then the cashier was only trying to halt the sale of a duff album.

 

[Threevok]

Socrates the scrote

 

[Beebo]

Creme brulee

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Night riding

 

[Beebo]

In the mid-eighties, I played in a band called ' The Smithson Blues Band' but all the pubs knew us as 'The Groundhogs' as we played the same shoot every day !!!

We changed out name to 'The Groundhogs' and couldn't get a gig !!!

It must have been the mid nineties, as the film only came out in 1993.

 

[winjim]

The Cultural References

 

[Markymark]

DJ Trout