this Bonj chap

Where is he? Is he tasty? I'm hungry.

 

He's over there, in a box.

 

<for god' sake, no-one let on we've got someone called oates here...>

 

Someone shut me in the back of his van. That'll do as a box.

Right, who has tickets?

 

Don't you mean, who want's a ticket??

I'll take one!

 

Quick, someone weigh the box. Jump Zonkey, jump!

 

42 kgs?

 

But it is an African or European Zonkey?

 

Laden or unladen?

 

artic zonky laden

 

Wasn't that an album by Gorki's Zygotic Mynci?

 

artic? or do you mean arctic?

 

think he means artic, as in articulated

 

no, im pretty sure bonj is INarticulate!

 

zonkey with refuse baskets on it's back full of plastic explosives:

Zonkey Bin Laden