this Bonj chap

[Zonkey]

Where is he? Is he tasty? I'm hungry.

 

[Chuffy]

He's over there, in a box.

 

[Arch]

<for god' sake, no-one let on we've got someone called oates here...>

 

[Zonkey]

Someone shut me in the back of his van. That'll do as a box.

Right, who has tickets?

 

[mosschops2]

Don't you mean, who want's a ticket??

I'll take one!

 

[Chuffy]

Someone shut me in the back of his van. That'll do as a box.

Quick, someone weigh the box. Jump Zonkey, jump!

 

[chris42]

42 kgs?

 

[Chuffy]

42 kgs?

But it is an African or European Zonkey?

 

[wafflycat]

Laden or unladen?

 

[chris42]

artic zonky laden

 

[spesh]

artic zonky laden

Wasn't that an album by Gorki's Zygotic Mynci?

 

[bonj2]

artic zonky laden

artic? or do you mean arctic?

 

[graham56]

think he means artic, as in articulated

 

[trustysteed]

no, im pretty sure bonj is INarticulate!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

zonkey with refuse baskets on it's back full of plastic explosives:

Zonkey Bin Laden