This is some heavy sh*t!!

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I weighed myself...16s 2 lbs...then took a dump and weighed myself again...15s 12 lbs

...I just thought it was important for you all to know

 

[Aperitif]

Don't tell me - you went downstairs and ate 4lbs of cornflakes? - just to feel at one with yourself again...

(Get those scales in metric btw )

 

[summerdays]

That's perhaps too much detail for me

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..well I am working on th etheory that if I keep 'regular' I can carry a bigger TV on tour

 

[Aperitif]

No more going for little 'pootles' big boy...with thoughts of a road bike looming, your body is obviously developing some synergy...

 

[domtyler]

You don't half spout some crap sometimes btfb, what did you dump that on us for?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..well I always was full of shoot

 

[yenrod]

I weighed myself...16s 2 lbs...then took a dump and weighed myself again...15s 12 lbs

...I just thought it was important for you all to know

SOLID post there BFTB !

 

[maurice]

It's rare I think of mechanical sympathy for sewerage pipes.

 

[dantheman]

..well I always was full of shoot

but not so much anymore....

 

[Abitrary]

I weighed myself...16s 2 lbs...then took a dump and weighed myself again...15s 12 lbs

...I just thought it was important for you all to know

That's a lot. That's about two bags of sugar.

What time of day did this happen? If it was night, and you spent a long time on the loo, the moon might have shifted its position and its gravitational pull might have been stronger.

 

[Jaded]

It's good to have all the details of your log.

 

[Greenbank]

Don't forget to fill in the log book.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

if you ever get constipation, put bib shorts on when you're running late for the local club run. works every time