This is very funny

[Twenty Inch]

http://www.chat.allotment.org.uk/viewtopic.php?t=9194

From another forum of which I am a "member"

 

[trustysteed]

backing away slowly from the allotment 'member'!

 

[Twenty Inch]

I bet the class teacher felt a bit of a prick.

 

[rich p]

Spanking the monkey would be a bit painful

 

[Kirstie]

Why d'you call yourself 'twenty inch'?

 

[Twenty Inch]

Because it refers to the length of














the diameter of the wheels on my Dahon folder.

 

[Arch]

I can't believe the teacher didn't think about it a bit more....

 

[domtyler]

Hmmm, seems a little staged to me, maybe I am just too cynical for my own good?

 

[Melvil]

"Cocktus" anyone?*











* Yes, I know, I've lowered the tone!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Any volunteers for weeding