This new quark they've found

[Dirk]

Can anyone explain to me how the decay of this new quark they've found at CERN explains gravity, dark matter, the acceleration of the universe, and why there is more matter than anti-matter?

I've had someone, today, try to use this discovery as proof of God.

 

[Yellow Fang]

I've had someone, today, try to use this discovery as proof of God.

It's only a matter of time before they do.

 

[HMS_Dave]

Seems like a lot of hassle for some Dairy Products...

 

[chriswoody]

I thought you meant quorn at first, isn’t quark a type of soft cheese?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(dairy_product)
Here we are looks like a CERN by product

Indeed, quite popular stuff here in Germany.

Just checked the one in my fridge and no sign of anti matter, though there is some suspiciously dark matter on it, and I'm sure if I drop it then it will demonstrate the effects of gravity.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It’s quarking obvious isn’t it?

 

[Drago]

Well, the existence of a God would full a few holesmin the current model, but would put a lot of physicists out of work.

 

[Bollo]

Well, the existence of a God would full a few holesmin the current model, but would put a lot of physicists out of work.

Trust me in this one @Drago my old fruity, but there are already a lot of physicists out of work, or at least slumming it in IT.

(Don’t get me started on particle physicists. ****s!)

 

[Jenkins]

Is this one of those Trekkie things turned into reality?

 

[classic33]

Cronin and Fitch for the antimatter thing. I remember it from a book I read called The God particle by Leon Lederman. Probably way out of date by now though lol

Wasn't the Higgs bosun the "god particle" discovered in 2012?

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Is this one of those Trekkie things turned into reality?
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Quark's a Ferengi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferengi

 

[Chromatic]

Wasn't the Higgs bosun the "god particle" discovered in 2012?

Arrr, me hearties!

 

[biggs682]

I wonder if it would help free the stranded boat in the Suez canal ?

 

[palinurus]

I'm a fourth-rate chemist- not my problem.

I have one opinion about the quark and that is it rhymes with fark and not with fork.

 

[Eric Olthwaite]

Trust me in this one @Drago my old fruity, but there are already a lot of physicists out of work, or at least slumming it in IT.

A physicist I know tells me that a lot of physics is essentially applied IT nowadays. He spends all day coding.

 

[Tribansman]

Who has the ability to shrink down to subatomic levels and still save the world?

Spoiler

Quark Kent