This tops it off for me

[Mr Pig]

Air guns were much more comon when I was a kid, you could buy them out of the catalog! I was shot at more than once, my brother shot at the kids a few gardens away. Lots of shouting but the police were never called.

I know it's still scummy but it is one thing that has got better over the years.

 

[mr Mag00]

*shakes head*

 

[chairmanrob]

I've had a potato thrown at me and a wet teabag but this just has to be the limit. I hope they catch the idiots.

 

[Twenty Inch]

There was a clown shooting at cyclists using a cycle path going through a park near Stevenage/Hitchin at the start of the summer. It was on the local tv news. Not sure whether anyone was caught but the cyclist who had been hit, when interviewed ensuring him a few minutes of fame on ITV Anglia local news, said the local police force response had been woeful. During the news report you can bet the plods nearly choked on their deep pan pizzas as they had been shown to be even more incompetent than usual. I don't know what happened as I heard no more on the incident. Maybe the clown just grew up, was shot himself or he/she was actually caught. Don't know. Pretty scary though cycling along and one is shot at .

Probably just went home, took off the red nose, make-up and wig, and changed into his day clothes.

 

[4F]

Sigh, firework month coming up as well although saying that, the good thing about the current recession is that the scrotes will probably not be able to afford to buy any.

 

[Dayvo]

Sigh, firework month coming up as well although saying that, the good thing about the current recession is that the scrotes will probably not be able to afford to buy any.

BUT, they'll probably make their own sugar and weed-killer ones, instead.

Hopefully they'll blow up themselves first, though.

 

[Arch]

What if, and I mean IF, the person responsible was caught, had the air weapon shoved up their arse till it bled (arse not the weapon) and a note explaining their predicament shoved in their mouth and gaffa-taped shut. Then bound naked to a tree, and covered in honey and white feathers?

Wishy washy bleeding heart liberal...

Waste of good honey too. Try UHU, and a good dousing of orange juice to attract wasps.

Blimey Norman, hope you're ok. That's another potential hazard not to tell my Mum about...

 

[snakehips]

I don't think covering people in honey is a very good idea unless the purpose is to attract a nearby colony of carniverous ants.



Siamo tutti farabutti

 

[tdr1nka]

FFS, glad to hear you're ok tho.

 

[NormanD]

Thanks everyone for responding

No updates as I've been asked to attend the police station again tomorrow.

I hope I will be able to say what happened after I've spoken to the police again as above.

Norm