This week, the FF family scores are ....
- Thread starter Fab Foodie
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OP
OP
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
Like it's owner
They're true sofa dogs (fortunately our sofa is knackered as is the lounge carpet et al). So it's no big deal.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Are we going to get a dung collecting update?
OP
OP
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
Oh yes!
Bagged 2 this evening, one warm, one cold ... I've found his regular 'dumping ground'.
It's a new sport in our house, we let him into the garden at night and then go 'lamping' for poo.
XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
Here's an inside secret 'they' don't want you know ... you can thank me with sexual favours later ...
Collect up all the poo until you have a whole big ... I mean a whole hell of a ... well, a bucket full. Then go to the local firework shop and buy the biggest, most vicious firework you can find. Something with the words "nuclear" or "armageddon" in the name ... preferably both. Make sure it's one that you need to stand at least 400ft away from and has a picture on it of a woman or child screaming. Next, put it on the doorstep of someone you dislike slightly. Then pack all the dog's poo round and on it, carefully. With a spade. And a spoon. Then light the fuse. Then ring the doorbell ... I will leave the rest to your imagination ...
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Here's an inside secret 'they' don't want you know ... you can thank me with sexual favours later ...
Collect up all the poo until you have a whole big ... I mean a whole hell of a ... well, a bucket full. Then go to the local firework shop and buy the biggest, most vicious firework you can find. Something with the words "nuclear" or "armageddon" in the name ... preferably both. Make sure it's one that you need to stand at least 400ft away from and has a picture on it of a woman or child screaming. Next, put it on the doorstep of someone you dislike slightly. Then pack all the dog's poo round and on it, carefully. With a spade. And a spoon. Then light the fuse. Then ring the doorbell ... I will leave the rest to your imagination ...
Who do you dislike that much?
