Thought I was seeing things..........

[GordonB]

A few days ago I was in my car at a junction waiting to turn left when a small white van came from the left signalling that he was about to turn into the road where I was waiting. Nothing unusual about that, but I could see there was a dog with its head stuck out of the window. "Prat", thinks I, that'll do the dogs eyes no good. It was only as the driver made a jerky and barely controlled right turn that I realised he had a fully grown yellow labrador sitting on his lap! I doubt that this dickwad could see forward clearly, let alone control the car, unfortunately I was unable to get the reg number because this is clearly a disaster waiting to happen.

Gordon

 

[twobiker]

If the dog has mastered the right turn then it is doing quite well, we were all learners once.

 

[TVC]

This sounds like a shaggy dog story.

 

[wildjetskier]

Right turn Clyde ......

 

[meenaghman]

Are you sure the white van wasn't a rover?

 

[meenaghman]

The driver was obviously a politician..I keep hearing about politicians and their lap dogs.

 

[Belly]

Have the police got a lead?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Maybe he was blind and it was his guide dog.

 

[coffeejo]

Shame you didn't get the number plate, otherwise the police could have collared him.

 

[ianrauk]

hmmmm.. it gives one paws for thought

 

[snorri]

Great!!!! Another dog thread, at least it keeps the helmeteers off centre stage. .

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Great!!!! Another dog thread, at least it keeps the helmeteers off centre stage. .

Was the dog wearing a helmet?

 

[GTTTM]

Was the dog wearing a helmet?

I hope so - we don't want them breeding like rabbits!

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

Bit of a gruff tail to be honest. I'm sure the driver thinks he's a being a bit of a wag but we all know he's just a heel.

Just wish I could find a way of punning about this - if it had happened years ago I could've asked if you were riding a pooch, I mean Puch.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I hope so - we don't want them breeding like rabbits!

Vetinary Biology obviously isn't your strong point, they aren't rabbits, they are dogs. Anyway, I just hope the van's tail lights were working otherwise people behind will not know what is happening and make a complete dog's dinner of it, meaning that they will all want to fire the van driver out of a very large Caanan!