Thousands, elephants, rivers or ducks?

[longers]

How do you tick off seconds when counting manually?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Baby ducks, wot fule said that?
Everyone knows it's mississippi...

 

[Aperitif]

Baby ducks, wot fule said that?
Everyone knows it's mississippi...

Eider know...

 

[Aperitif]

And besides, using 'elephants' gives you short timing - truncated...

 

[Hover Fly]

I've been blessed with the ability to count at one per second,1..2..3 and so on, tested to five minutes.

 

[Aperitif]

"...deux cent quatre vingt dix-neuf..."

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Eider know...

hehehe

How do you get down from an elephant?

 

[Bayerd]

hehehe

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't, you get do'h!


Nearly had me there......

 

[Aperitif]

You don't, you get do'h!


Nearly had me there......

How do you get do'h from an elephant?

Sell its tusks? Get it to wash cars?

 

[Fab Foodie]

How do you tick off seconds when counting manually?

Wait a minute, I'll let you know...

 

[Fab Foodie]

I've been blessed with the ability to count at one per second,1..2..3 and so on, tested to five minutes.

That's one of the dullest party tricks I've ever heard of...

 

[Piemaster]

Bananas works for me as well.

 

[Aperitif]

[QUOTE 1231486"]
I use "ands".

One and = one second.


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What 'appens when you run out of ands Crock?

 

[661-Pete]

What 'appens when you run out of ands Crock?

You re-paint the inn-sign of the Frog and Ferret.
And you leave spaces between 'Frog' and 'and' and 'and' and 'Ferret'....

 

[661-Pete]

Myself, I sometimes play music (in my head). If I 'know' what tempo it should be at, that is.
There are several* pieces that conveniently give a one-second 'tick'.

*and no, I don't mean the Minute Waltz...