Three word game ...

[Wixsteman]

Over priced bicycle

 

[Grant Fondo]

thief repellant spray

 

[Wixsteman]

With added gunk

 

[classic33]

to help slow

 

[Fnaar]

down your life

 

[classic33]

to the point

 

[Wixsteman]

Of complete boredom

 

[classic33]

when time slowed

 

[Fnaar]

to the pace

 

[classic33]

which suited the

 

[Fnaar]

universe's universal universals

 

[classic33]

exploits, exploding every

 

[Wixsteman]

Two seconds of

 

[classic33]

the day, every

 

[Wixsteman]

Crash and bang