Three word game ...

[classic33]

in the heaviest

 

[PaulB]

hail ever seen

 

[classic33]

in these parts

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Since Noah's Ark

 

[classic33]

came to rest

 

[Ming the Merciless]

On Scafell Pike

 

[classic33]

and all aboard

 

[Fnaar]

wore nylon gaiters

 

[Paulus]

to repel borders

 

[classic33]

as the water

 

[172traindriver]

began to subside

 

[Fnaar]

and dryness returned

 

[classic33]

, leading to sore

 

[Fnaar]

nether regions, which

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Were rubbed with