Three word game ...

[Fnaar]

of the barrel

 

[classic33]

was missing, believed

 

[Fnaar]

scraped beyond comprehension

 

[classic33]

and requiring replacement

 

[Dec66]

By some clag

 

[Fnaar]

merchant from Oswaldtwistle

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In the land

 

[Paulus]

where reality exists

 

[Ming the Merciless]

inside a glass

 

[Oldbloke]

bottomed river cruiser

 

[classic33]

going down the

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

inside lane of

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Manchester ship canal

 

[Paulus]

's lovely sandy beach

 

[classic33]

, entering the water