Three word game ...

[Oldbloke]

two coconut shells

 

[classic33]

were heard, announcing

 

[Fnaar]

the whist drive

 

[classic33]

would be held

 

[Fnaar]

in the latrines

 

[classic33]

due to shortages

 

[cookiemonster]

of Andrex puppies

 

[classic33]

all entries would

 

[Fnaar]

need some vaseline

 

[classic33]

on their way

 

[pjd57]

to the nearest

 

[Fnaar]

kwik fit fitter

 

[classic33]

for the quickest

 

[Oldbloke]

lubrication service performed

 

[classic33]

as they watched