Three word game ...

[classic33]

because life is

 

[cookiemonster]

a bitch said

 

[classic33]

Frank Butcher to

 

[cookiemonster]

the pub landlady

 

[classic33]

whilst trying to

 

[Oldbloke]

juggle three tortoises

 

[classic33]

with the one

 

[Maverick Goose]

hand clapping monks

 

[classic33]

in the forest

 

[guitarpete247]

Fruits ice cream

 

[classic33]

, served up with

 

[Oldbloke]

a coy smile

 

[classic33]

from the waitress

 

[cookiemonster]

who flashed her

 

[Oldbloke]

xenons three times