Three word game ...

[classic33]

, asking if they

 

[Astrodamus]

could spare some

 

[Fnaar]

crunchy peanut butter

 

[Astrodamus]

and toilet time

 

[classic33]

for someone who'd

 

[guitarpete247]

rather miss papering

 

[classic33]

the ceiling, when

 

[Ming the Merciless]

frying sausages nude

 

[classic33]

and the fat

 

[mistyoptic]

splattering on tender

 

[classic33]

parts was painful

 

[Astrodamus]

and somehow titilating

 

[classic33]

when it hit

 

[Astrodamus]

“BLAP!” shouted Montague

 

[Fnaar]

, the faithful manservant