Three word game ...

[classic33]

handed to them

 

[Astrodamus]

with smelly hands

 

[Wixsteman]

And dirty feet

 

[classic33]

being the expectation

 

[Fnaar]

of Alan Sundry

 

[mistyoptic]

to eat cake

 

[classic33]

before firing the

 

[tom73]

biggest Eccles cake

 

[classic33]

ever baked, into

 

[tom73]

the great north

 

[RoMeR]

run competitors and

 

[classic33]

spectators alike. Headline

 

[Fnaar]

news is bunkum

 

[tom73]

proclaimed the king

 

[classic33]

of the presses