Three word game ...

[172traindriver]

playing non league

 

[classic33]

Five-A-Side

 

[busman]

On a terrible

 

[172traindriver]

muddy waterlogged pitch

 

[busman]

With no referee

 

[Tojo]

, linesmen or ball

 

[classic33]

play was impossible

 

[jonnysnorocket]

with no balls

 

[classic33]

available in nearby

 

[Oldbloke]

eunoch recycling facility

 

[PeteXXX]

for Ed Balls

 

[classic33]

to grab hold

 

[PeteXXX]

of, declaring victory

 

[classic33]

for his side

 

[Tojo]

, depending, which side....