Three word game ...

[shouldbeinbed]

Cleft hair clippers

 

[classic33]

after I'd used

 

[PeteXXX]

them to clear

 

[classic33]

the excess hair

 

[Fnaar]

from Miss Goodbody's

 

[classic33]

lower body areas

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

, her hairy legs,

 

[Fnaar]

and her toes

 

[Oldbloke]

, freshly shaved and

 

[PeteXXX]

lightly oiled with

 

[Fnaar]

WD40 and GT85

 

[PeteXXX]

for godlike lubrication

 

[Fnaar]

or water dispersal

 

[PeteXXX]

on leaky days

 

[classic33]

when protection failure