Three word game ...

[172traindriver]

whilst standing up

 

[classic33]

, pint in hand

 

[MikeG]

and safety glasses

 

[172traindriver]

wearing hard hat

 

[classic33]

ready for the

 

[172traindriver]

Korean ballistic missile

 

[MikeG]

from eBay, with

 

[classic33]

moneyback guarantee should

 

[172traindriver]

should it fail

 

[guitarpete247]

the Russian Army

 

[classic33]

then you have

 

[172traindriver]

some nuclear fallout

 

[guitarpete247]

Like Ukrainian underrpants

 

[172traindriver]

needing a wash

 

[jonyjony]

in hydrochloric acid