Three word game ...

[classic33]

Geoffrey, who was

 

[Oldbloke]

the local canditate

 

[perplexed]

for Lower Speckle-Bottom

 

[Fnaar]

where witches roamed

 

[cookiemonster]

freely without any

 

[perplexed]

parking restrictions, which

 

[cookiemonster]

caused issues with

 

[Fnaar]

parents' parking bays

 

[cookiemonster]

where the student's

 

[Fnaar]

nightmare scenario unfolded

 

[cookiemonster]

as he failed

 

[Oldbloke]

the breathalyser test

 

[cookiemonster]

because he drank

 

[classic33]

the Scotch, given

 

[pjd57]

with no ice