Three word game ...

[Ming the Merciless]

Objects of unusual

 

[Fnaar]

size and shape

 

[classic33]

in places that

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Can’t be pronounced

 

[classic33]

, unless you're in

 

[Fnaar]

Oswaldtwistle, where people

 

[classic33]

uttered the words

 

[Astrodamus]

of mooncussers nightly

 

[classic33]

when the moon

 

[Paulus]

was jumped over

 

[classic33]

by the cow

 

[Astrodamus]

named Lady Everly

 

[classic33]

by the farmer

 

[Astrodamus]

Named farmer Everhardt

 

[classic33]

due to his